Nick's Kitty Poem

There once was a kitty
who hated puddles
But when he saw his mommy
he loved her cuddles
He loved them so much
he spent hours on her belly
This goofy little dude
is named Martelli

Rich enough

Do those who are rich enough bring a photographer
On their honeymoon? It is difficult to always
Take pictures of only one person or flag down an
Innocent 3rd party, makeshift photographer.

I guess most people who are rich enough
To bring them along get them for free – paparazzi.

Ugh

Masses uprooted
More fastidious than the previous